Britney Spears continues to prove that growing up as a Mouseketeer is very, very poor preparation for the real world. After hackers posted a remark on Britney’s Twitter account describing her vagina as “4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth” (absolutely false; we’ve all seen it, and it’s completely toothless and less than a yard wide), Brit decided she needed someone new to protect her Facebook page and so forth from these scurrilous lies. So the job posting for “Britney Spears 2.0 Media Manager” is up, but if you want to read it you have to be a Harvard graduate. Or at least a student; the posting is on a jobs board that’s only open to IT students at the Ivy League school.

No doubt you can get a pretty fancy IT education at Harvard, but Britney doesn’t seem to understand that looking for a Harvard graduate in website maintenance is much like looking for a Harvard graduate in motel management. Nobody’s going to take on a quarter mil in student loan debts for that particular skillset. However, I’m sure Britney expects to pay through the nose for that Hahvahd degree, and I’m hoping that she’ll be personally interviewing the candidates. As long as I can fake a reasonably convincing JFK accent, I’m fairly certain I could show her a Harvard diploma written up in Crayola and pass it off as the real thing.