Britney Spears Has Come A Long Way, Baby

By Agent Bedhead in Britney Spears, Pop Culture Mix

To illustrate the worsening situation, here is a video of Britney dancing to one of the tracks on her upcoming album.

Many women actually lose weight dramatically after they have a child, due to the increased energy production that breastfeeding requires and all the extra work involved in taking care of another human being. In terms of caloric intake, Miss Spears must be going beyond the call of motherly duty. According to various sources, Brit’s eating has functioned as a coping mechanism for being married to the world’s biggest moocher, who also reportedly makes pig noises when she eats. What a prick. She should just divorce him, since the prenup only guarantees him a millionish or so.



6 comments

Margi

Dude. Talk about junk in the trunk! The replay would start and stop (to buffer) in the strangest poses, making this just a whole lot creepy.

And, in a bit of postpartum cattiness, I wish I could kick my leg up that high. This vid also tells me she’ll lose that weight likethat (snaps)

Bitch.

04.19.06 | 1:56 pm

real women have curves, and i’d hit those without hesitation.

go girl!

04.19.06 | 4:00 pm
glubose

Ewww. I’d SO rather have Nicole Richie’s body than that mass of flab.

04.19.06 | 4:05 pm

I admit to having a grudging admiration for Britney. The media post the worst pics of her they can find – but she just takes the money and doesn’t care – so good for her.

The husband is such a deadshit though.

04.20.06 | 12:57 am

Good grief, if her ass gets any bigger she’ll be able to fit a whole billboard back there not just 4 measly letters.

04.20.06 | 2:14 pm
salada

Yuk! My wife is 42, has pushed out 3 kids, and I can honestly say that she looks better than brit. Oh, and she is NOT behind me right now with that OJ look in her eyes either!

I love the nanny pushing around the stroller in the background, I wonder how often brit has time for the little one?

04.24.06 | 8:39 am
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