Life is so unfair, y’all, for Britney Spears and her unfortunate existence due to obvious media manipulation and bias. Who do they do this to her, and when will they ever stop?

The latest in a series of cruel shutouts was provided courtesy of the casting directors of the Super Bowl NFL Network promo. Britney’s people actually were forced to inquire about participating, since no outstretched hands found the disgraced princess. The Spears team was “turned down flat” for the all-star cast:

She’s too much of a train wreck. Besides, we already have Paris Hilton.

Janet Reno and David Beckham are also on the wish list. Larry David said he might do it. Also, we’re trying to get Predator, from the movie.

Paris Hilton must be laughing all the way to the colonic clinic with this bit of Britney news. Obviously, Paris is a skank who only enouraged Brit’s stupidity on the week-long tour of crotch flashing, but good old Paris at least knows when to fold ‘em.

On the plus side, the camera has yet to view Janet Reno’s crotch, so the air of mystery and anticipation will inevitably carry us towards the Super Bowl.

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