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Britney Spears Realizes She’s Kinda Not Good At Stuff

By Agent Bedhead in Boobies, Britney Spears, Nicky and Paris Hilton

In reporting that Britney Spears needs some help, PAGE SIX restates the obvious:

“Britney Spears is looking for p.r. representation, but she’s having a hard time finding someone willing to work with her. After Spears parted ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnik, she was using a publicity woman at her label, Jive Records - but she needs more help since she announced her split from Kevin Federline. ‘She is kind of a mess,’ said an insider. ‘She won’t take anyone’s advice.’”

Let me see if I have this straight in my wee head. Britney seeks a master of self-marketing, one who makes results of diabolical plans look effortless at minimum or accidental at best. This person is ideally a marketing genius who can work the media and make it look as if they possess the upper hand. The ideal candidate will easily be able to persuade Britney to don a short skirt with no panties and subsequently flash the camera.

Methinks the right person has already snatched up the job.

11.27.06 | Link


2 comments

tony

hell, I think it’s gonna take a coon’s age to whip that little redneck back into shape! I most certainly would give it a shot though!

Her comeback song: “The New Me”

lyrics coming after….errrr…I write them.

11.27.06 | 8:07 am
Scot

Speaking of what’s his name. My daughter knows Kfed’s little bro, and heard first hand that he is expected to be moving back in with his mother since Brit has left him broke and homeless.

11.27.06 | 11:08 am
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