In reporting that Britney Spears needs some help, PAGE SIX restates the obvious:

“Britney Spears is looking for p.r. representation, but she’s having a hard time finding someone willing to work with her. After Spears parted ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnik, she was using a publicity woman at her label, Jive Records – but she needs more help since she announced her split from Kevin Federline. ‘She is kind of a mess,’ said an insider. ‘She won’t take anyone’s advice.’”

Let me see if I have this straight in my wee head. Britney seeks a master of self-marketing, one who makes results of diabolical plans look effortless at minimum or accidental at best. This person is ideally a marketing genius who can work the media and make it look as if they possess the upper hand. The ideal candidate will easily be able to persuade Britney to don a short skirt with no panties and subsequently flash the camera.

Methinks the right person has already snatched up the job.