I was all set to do another post in the continuing series “Why KFed is a Delusional Tapeworm” (and, what the hell, here’s the link) when I saw this video of Britney explaining time travel, the elusive nature of her self-image, and a host of other esoterica. You don’t have to watch this for more than a minute or so before realizing the dismal truth: we can no longer accuse Britney of marrying beneath herself. We’re witnessing the end of an era, folks. And in order to fully appreciate that fact, you really need to watch the whole thing.