Comments on: Britney vs Angelina

By: MBC

MBC — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 03:44:50 +0000

I just wanna know when we’re gonna get some sweet, sweet Betty on Veronica defiling. Frankly, I don’t care who defiles who, as long as there’s defiling.

Dadgumit, it’s been 60 fargin’ years, and Archie’s not gonna do the deed, let’s at least get our 10” worth. We ain’t buyin’ these funny books for our health, you know!

(P.S. You promise me, over and over, girl on girl action. Freakin’ tease.)

By: Beautiful Atrocities

Beautiful Atrocities — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 03:02:26 +0000

She was the mean one. And Betty was nice but a little … slow? Is that what you’re saying about our Brit?

By: Flea

Flea — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 21:30:08 +0000

Hmm. That wasn’t the smiley I wanted. I was after the blushing smiley.

By: Flea

Flea — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 21:29:18 +0000

Agent Bedhead:

Beautiful Atrocities: WTF? Veronica is the bomb. She is like the ur-babe or something.

By: Beautiful Atrocities

Beautiful Atrocities — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 21:25:08 +0000

I never liked Veronica Lodge

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 16:50:01 +0000

Dammit. Flea just nailed it.

By: Flea

Flea — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 16:15:22 +0000

These simple equivalences should explain any remaining mystery about the relative treatment of these two noted women.

Britney = Betty.

Angelina = Veronica.*

*Teh hawt, pr0n vampire Veronica.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 15:51:34 +0000

You neglected the rumors surrounding Angelina’s relationship with her brother. Remember the kissing on the lips before some awards show? I’m with you, Beautiful, Angelina is an absolute psycho. Britney’s just a little white trashy. OK maybe a lot white trashy.

By: beautifulatrocities

beautifulatrocities — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:18:47 +0000

::: sigh :::

You & Sondra. The fact remains Angelina is PSYCHO.

Jenna Jameson?? PUH-LEEZE

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:17:17 +0000

I’d hit Angelina Jolie.

By: beautifulatrocities

beautifulatrocities — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:03:31 +0000

Give it UP, Stansbury!

By: sunne

sunne — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:14:32 +0000

Well it’s obviously ..I mean thisi site is to give Britney good publicity that she very much needed.

Jolie is a reall goddess.Life is like a wheel..and good luck comes with good work as with Mrs, Smith.

By: MBC

MBC — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:47:42 +0000

I hope.

Please let it be true.

Just…just let this one thing be true…

By: MBC

MBC — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:47:05 +0000

And if you don’t…I mean sex.

She had sex, with a girl.

By: MBC

MBC — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:46:25 +0000

AHEM!

If anybody knows Britney, it’s me, and she’s been underneath Jenna Jameson in more than just web searches, if you know what I mean…

By: Ruth

Ruth — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:42:58 +0000

I agree. I like Angelina, but this thing has lost all perspective. In our mags here they were calling her new baby the most anticipated birth since Jesus. It wasn’t satire either…