According to Popbitch, Bruno has a rather interesting pickup routine:
Bruce Willis’ regular chat-up line is “You smell nice! I’m Bruce Willis. Do you want to go to dinner with me?”
However, dinner can be a fraught time for Bruce. He has a morbid fear of anyone touching his food.
It appears that Bruce Willis may just be a romantic defeatist. Header image from Sin City.
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I have almost the same pick-up line.
You tell women that you are Bruce Willis?
Hey, I tried that line out tonight, and it totally doesn’t work. I meet this fine-lookin’ lady at the bar, and I says, “hey, you smell like Bruce Willis, now go make me some dinner.”
It’s a good thing she punched like a girl, or the ER nurse would’ve have been able to put my teeth back in place.
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