Never underestimate the power of the internet when it comes to spreading damn silly ideas. The same forces that made Snakes on a Plane this summer’s most anticipated movie are at work in Hungary, where the Economy Ministry has organized an online poll to name the country’s next bridge across the Danube. Right now the leading contender for the honor is Chuck Norris, with three times as many votes as St. Stephen, the founder of the Hungarian state.
I really hope this pans out. When the bridge opens in 2008, I expect Chuck to be there for the opening ceremony. As the first car prepares to drive across the new bridge, he’ll send it tumbling into the Danube with a single roundhouse kick, before explaining, quietly but firmly, “Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.� And here’s the inevitable list of cool facts about Chuck Norris. Because Chuck told me to link it.
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Because nobody croses Chuck Norris, NOBODY!…
NOBODY! And while we are in the midst of defenestrating our action heros, I think now’s a good a time as any to replay this classic from the LLamabutcher Archives: Jack Bauer insulting Christians everywhere by drunkenly humping a Christmas……
Chuck TOLD you to link it.
Maybe I shouldn’t delete his emails from now on….
What Would Chuck Do?…
Mr. Atoz of Agent Bedhead fame writes today that in an online poll to select a name for a new bridge in Hungary, the Hungarian people have overwhelming chosen to name the bridge after Chuck Norris.
He then goes on to share some facts from the Random Ch…
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