Her Papa should be proud now that his little Ashlee Simpson has now reached the status of NSFW. Oh yes, now Ashlee Simpson is said to be “terrified” that a sex tape featuring her and an ex-boyfriend has hit the internet.
How can anyone make an explicit videotape and truly be shocked when it goes public? As if we really need more proof that more pathetic Simpson sister wants to be like Paris Hilton, but if that’s the case, perhaps Ashlee should ditch the overbearing and money-grubbing father.
WARNING! If you are at work or easily offended, do NOT click this link.
MORE: Look at the proverbial silver lining, says Chase Cuts. Oh but wait – Chai-rista of Truly Bad Films runs with the worst-case scenario on that tape. Ewwww.
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WARNING! If you are at work or easily offended, do NOT click this link.
In other words: LOOK A LINK, CLICKY, GO AHEAD YOU PERVS YOU KNOW YOU WANNA SEE HER KNOCKERS.
Dammit, Phin. You ruined the irony. Thanks for the comment though…the silence us veritably deafening. More readers than evah, and no fucking comments.
Fickle blog skimmers.
Oh, is Merri going to be so peeved when she finds out what you’re doing when YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO WORKING, DAMMIT!!!!
oknotreally
Phin’s right. I saw, my brain said “NO! DO NOT CLICK!” I clicked anyways!
Bwhahahahahahah…ah yes, yet another Simpson tramp. I guess I’m suprised that their isn’t a tape with her AND her sister diddling round with…well, most likely anyone.
Ok, I really need to get some glasses..or read slow. Theresa…when I saw it was about one of the Simpson sluts, and read your comment quickly, I thought it said, “donotlickdonotlick”
hahaha.
Yeah – this one is even more pathetic than Jessica. I don’t know who I dislike more – the Simpsons or the Hiltons…
That’s a tough one, Ruth. At the very least, the Simpsons have a vague aura of entreprenurship on their side, albeit very bad product.
The Hilton Sisters though, are living the good life due to grandfather’s good business sense. Both sisters point to their own million-dollar companies, but of course, their name and family money provide the start-up capital for their so-called accomplishments.
Eventually, Paris and Nicky will get wrinkles that not even botox can cure. Money can’t buy it all.
You mean there’s a tape of Jessica & Ashlee naked floating around the interweb.
…Ohhh…
Damn, why didn’t we get that link….
Thank you very much! It’s all about the content.:twisted:
Oh Lord…I hadn’t even thought about the Hiltons.
Her first starring role in a movie and you guys don’t even give her a chance