MAH DINGALING. MAH DINGALING. IM GUNNA SING BOUT MAH DINGALING. OH. WE R LIVE. CRAP.
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HEY YALL ITS SADIE LOU!!!!!!!!111!!!! U KNOW WHAT I WUNNA TALK BOUT 2DAY? THEM BOYS N THEIR DINGALINGS. THEYS ALWAYS USIN THEM 2 THINK. LIKE 4 EXAMPLE:
THEM LLAMABOYZ HAVE OPNED UP THEM A BOOTIQUE FOR CLIENTS WITH A DISCERNIN TASTE 4 LLAMA APPARUL. NOW THATS SOME CLASSY CLOTHIN, BUT I GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THIS THONG STUFF. WHO WANTS TWO LLAMAS SHOVED UP THEIR ASS? SPESHULLY IF THEIR MOTTO IS “MEATY WOOLY SNIPPY” WHO WANTS TO BUY THAR LINE OF UNDIEPANTIES?
AND GOOD GAWD IT SEEMS 2 BE SOME TRENDY THING. LOOKIE HERE. AT THEM NAKED VILLAINS SHOP (THO SMALLHOLDER IS HELLA SEXY WHEN HE CASTRATES THEM BULLS M HMM.) ANOTHER WHITE THONG!!!!!!!! THATS JUST THE FRONT PART. THE WURST PART IS THEM WORDS ON THE BACK OF THA THONG - CLICKY HERE - CAN U READ THAT? GET CLOSER. GET CLOSER. NO EVEN CLOSER. NOW HOW R U GUNNA SHAKEMSPEAR WHEN UR IN THE HEAT OF THE PASSIONS?
SPEAKIN OF THAT GREAT SHOW “PASSIONS” IT GETS EVEN WORSER. THAT DURN JEFFIES GOT A BOOTYFUL ATROSHARIES SHOP AN HES GOT ONE OF THEM DURN THIGNS TOOOO!!! THO I WULD EXPECT MORE FROM A MAN WHO DRESSES LIKE NANCY GRACE DURING THE OJ TRIAL. HAR HAR. AH DUNNO WHY KINT THEY SELL THESE THONGS IN DIFFERENT SHADES THAN “WHITE TRASH WHITIES”???? THEYS NOT SELLIN EM OR MAH NAME AINT SADIE LOU!!!
NOW 4 THE BIGGEST SHOCKIN EVER. MAH HILLBILLY BROTHA ERIC HAS NO THONGS IN HIS SHOP!1!! I SO PROUD OF HIM THAT DURN FEMINISM FINALLY KICKED HIM IN THE PATOOTIE. HE SELLS CLOCKS NSTEAD OF THONGS!! SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS BY THE CLOCKS. THAT REMINDS ME I GOTTA FINISH MAH BOOK REPORT ON DR SUESS. LATER YALL!!!
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