Oh look, it’s Robert Pattinson without a shirt on! Must be a slow news day…

As rabid RPattz fans are aware, the production of the first Twilight sequel, New Moon, has pushed forth to Italy, where Kristen Stewart has been furiously running through massive water fountains to jump into the pale, glittery arms of her vampire prince. Oh, and let’s not quibble over the usual preternatural trappings, for Twilight universe is the sole venue where werewolves wax their chests. So, while the average vamp would turn to a flimsy pile of ash at the first ray of sunlight, that’s obviously not the case here, for Edward’s virile masculinity simply isn’t capable of remaining hidden in the shadows.

Imagery: His Golden Eyes (See hi-res versions of different angle at Twifans.)