Caloric Intake A Priority For Ex-President

By Agent Bedhead in Quasi-Intellectual Utter Crap, Talking Heads

Ex-President Clinton has helped to broker a deal between 87 percent of the school drink market, including Coca-Cola Co. and PepsiCo Inc., to fight childhood fatty-syndrome by taking full-calorie sodas out of schools. In the words of the always semantically-precise Clinton:

“This one policy can add years and years and years to the lives of a very large number of young people.”

Methinks he’s working on a legacy, but that’s perfectly fine, since he’s certainly managing to be less overbearing than Jimmy Carter. At an average of 150 calories per can, regular soda certainly can pack on the proverbial pounds. The prevailing question is whether or not Clinton is concerned about the empty calories contained within man chowder. I’m thinking his answer would be no.

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7 comments

Steve the LLamabutcher

Oh. My. Word………….

What’s priceless about the camera angle was that it got just the right amount of chin roll.

05.04.06 | 1:42 pm

How would you know about Monica’s chin roll? :twisted:

05.04.06 | 1:50 pm

From the looks of things, Monica isn’t too concerned about her caloric intake either. In ten years that girl’s going to be a dead ringer for Rosie O’Donnell.

05.04.06 | 2:39 pm

but does she always wear the pearl necklace?

05.04.06 | 8:23 pm

I was waiting for someone to notice the necklace. :mrgreen:

05.04.06 | 8:53 pm

Snort Worthy…

Loving this one! Agent Bedhead’s take on pop in school…and BillyJeff’s role in the deal…….

05.05.06 | 4:27 am
Mr. Atoz

Oh, lord. I missed the necklace.

Monica has no sense of shame, does she? I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that she was wearing kneepads as well.

05.05.06 | 1:07 pm
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