Although it seems improbable to those of us who possess common sense, it appears that Paris Hilton’s fragrances do sell adequately enough to warrant further variations on the concept of whoreflower extract combined with marijuana highnotes. Hence the latest release, “Tease,” for which Paris became merely the latest starlet to vaguely emulate Marilyn Monroe. At least she got the boob thing correct.
(Remember, it’s not a “boob job” if a woman merely dons a push-up bra.)
Imagery: Wireimage
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I know she’s arching her back in an apparent attempt to look sexy but she looks pregnant as a result. I kinda doubt that’s the look she was going for.
WTF is going on with her stomach in the second picture? Please tell me she hasn’t managed to breed…
heh, great minds think alike.
She doesn’t have the curves OR the looks to pull that off.