Alternatively titled Justin Timberlake is a lucky bastard.

Stressed out? Got the clap? Can’t relax? According to Cameron Diaz all you have to cure two of the three is have the sex.

Cameron Diaz says her favorite way to relax is to have sex. “Sex is the most amazing stress reliever,� Justin Timberlake’s gal told the London Sun. “I actually think it’s the best thing for everything! I think it should be 100 percent part of everyone’s life on a day-to-day basis. We’d all be a lot happier!�

It’s no wonder Cameron’s so happy. From this forbes.com article that I learned about from that sultry siren Venomous Kate.

Having regular and enthusiastic sex, by contrast, confers a host of measurable physiological advantages, be you male or female. (This assumes that you are engaging in sex without contracting a sexually transmitted disease.)

In one of the most credible studies correlating overall health with sexual frequency, Queens University in Belfast tracked the mortality of about 1,000 middle-aged men over the course of a decade. The study was designed to compare people of similar age and health. Its findings, published in 1997 in the British Medical Journal, were that men who reported the highest frequency of orgasm enjoyed a death rate half that of the laggards.

The article also lists other benefits such as Improved sense of smell, Weight loss (finally I can be considered an Athlete), Pain relief (unless you’re really kinky and just think ladies it’ll cure that head / back ache), Better bladder control (no more stopping every 15 minutes when we’re on a road trip) and the one married men will be happiest about Better Teeth. Honest.

Better teeth: Seminal plasma contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown to hinder tooth decay. Since this is a family web site, we will omit discussion of the mineral delivery system. Suffice it to say that it could be a far richer, more complex and more satisfying experience than squeezing a tube of Crest — even Tartar Control Crest. Researchers have noted, parenthetically, that sexual etiquette usually demands the brushing of one’s teeth before and/or after intimacy, which, by itself, would help promote better oral hygiene.

In other words ladies, if you’re going to increase our time on this spinning ball of mud you might as well make it worth our while.

If women would only listen to these scientists we married men could possibly outlive single men. Which ladies could add a couple of extra years of having someone around to take care of your “honey do” list.

In closing I’ll present to you our question of the day.
Why do married men die at younger ages than single men? (Find out after the jump)

Because we want too.