I’m actually too damn sick at the moment to focus on writing anything about over-the-pond junkies with fetching Cockney accents. After watching a few Movies To Puke By, I might be back later, or Mr. Atoz might be around as well. In the meantime, here’s some tasty waves:
Vintage Tom Cruise: In retrospect, he looks pretty damn crazy. (CS)
Lindsay Lohan gets one last chance. Will she f*ck it all up? (CB)
Harriet Carter pimps out for the Whore Machine. (IBBB)
Kevin Federline in the fashion designer house? (POTP)
Paris Hilton’s dog poops on Lynn & Alex. (LAR)
Nicollette Sheridan: Before she was famous. (SOMG)
Lily Allen dreams of being a Bond girl. Good luck with that. (GB)
Heather Mills: Too bloody irrelevant for the Bedhead Hall of Shame. (PB)
Kim Kardashian’s ass manages to look slightly normal. (CO)
No Doubt: Gwen Stefani & her boys are back! (AG)
Three Sets Of Boobs: One set of wayward nipples. (Ayyyy!)
The 25 Most Conservative Films: See, this is why I don’t talk politics. (Pajiba)
