Celebrity Catfights, Heavyweight Division

By Mr. Atoz in Charlotte Church

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Welsh songstress and skanky chavette Charlotte Church seems to have come to terms with the way her girth has inflated to zeppelin-like proportions. Not too long ago she described herself as ”””looking like a right heifer””? and complained about the way people kept asking her if she was pregnant. Now she considers herself pleasantly curvy, with ”””a bit of weight all over.””? Not at all like that vaca Jennifer Lopez; according to Charlotte, J-Lo ”””just has a big arse.””?

Why Church is lashing out at a celebrity that most of us haven”””t thought about for roughly three years now is a little unclear. Has she even seen the new, supersized Britney? Even more confusing is the question of who to root for in this slapdown. A catfight between Charlotte and J-Lo is a bit like watching Saddam Hussein duke it out with the ayatollahs. Sure, it”””s kind of entertaining from the sidelines, but basically you wish they both could lose.



14 comments

JD

Does that picture mean that we are all now supposed to appreciate Char for her brains as well as her singing talent?

As I’ve said before – she may be a little round, but I definitely hit that, bigtime.

08.28.06 | 9:50 pm
JD

Does that picture mean that we are all now supposed to appreciate Char for her brains as well as her singing talent?

As I’ve said before – she may be a little round, but I definitely hit that, bigtime.

08.28.06 | 9:50 pm

Why Church is lashing out at a celebrity that most of us haven’t thought about for roughly three years now is a little unclear.

Because she’s white trash? Because she can? But then, J-Lo famously dissed Madonna, saying “Acting is what I do.” Which in that case was an accurate assessment.

08.29.06 | 3:51 pm

Why Church is lashing out at a celebrity that most of us haven”’t thought about for roughly three years now is a little unclear.

Because she’s white trash? Because she can? But then, J-Lo famously dissed Madonna, saying “Acting is what I do.” Which in that case was an accurate assessment.

08.29.06 | 3:51 pm

Depends on when J-LO said it, Jeff. If she was dishing the snark post-Gigli, the accurate assessment would have been, “Acting is what I did.”
:twisted:

08.29.06 | 3:57 pm

Depends on when J-LO said it, Jeff. If she was dishing the snark post-Gigli, the accurate assessment would have been, “Acting is what I did.”
:twisted:

08.29.06 | 3:57 pm

charlotte’s always had a thing against jlo. a couple of years ago she was on record as saying “i dont see why people like her, she doesnt drink, swear, or do anything. shes so boring” i think charlotte church will always be SO much more beautiful than j.lo.

08.29.06 | 5:05 pm

charlotte’s always had a thing against jlo. a couple of years ago she was on record as saying “i dont see why people like her, she doesnt drink, swear, or do anything. shes so boring” i think charlotte church will always be SO much more beautiful than j.lo.

08.29.06 | 5:05 pm

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08.29.06 | 5:58 pm

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08.29.06 | 5:58 pm
paris herpes

She’s a superficial dumbass is probably why…she doesn’t want to feel bad for feeling “fat” (which she’s not) and that whole thing about people asking her if she’s pregnant is really insulting…those people are obviously not her friends and she should ignore them.

08.29.06 | 9:59 pm
paris herpes

She’s a superficial dumbass is probably why…she doesn’t want to feel bad for feeling “fat” (which she’s not) and that whole thing about people asking her if she’s pregnant is really insulting…those people are obviously not her friends and she should ignore them.

08.29.06 | 9:59 pm

I wish Charlotte and J-Lo would get into a huge fight—in the context of a music video!! A sort of “Pie Jesu” meets “Jenny from the Block” gala event.

08.30.06 | 3:31 am

I wish Charlotte and J-Lo would get into a huge fight—in the context of a music video!! A sort of “Pie Jesu” meets “Jenny from the Block” gala event.

08.30.06 | 3:31 am
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