Welsh songstress and skanky chavette Charlotte Church seems to have come to terms with the way her girth has inflated to zeppelin-like proportions. Not too long ago she described herself as ”””looking like a right heifer””? and complained about the way people kept asking her if she was pregnant. Now she considers herself pleasantly curvy, with ”””a bit of weight all over.””? Not at all like that vaca Jennifer Lopez; according to Charlotte, J-Lo ”””just has a big arse.””?
Why Church is lashing out at a celebrity that most of us haven”””t thought about for roughly three years now is a little unclear. Has she even seen the new, supersized Britney? Even more confusing is the question of who to root for in this slapdown. A catfight between Charlotte and J-Lo is a bit like watching Saddam Hussein duke it out with the ayatollahs. Sure, it”””s kind of entertaining from the sidelines, but basically you wish they both could lose.