So, Valentine’s Day fast approaches, and you’d like to know how to repel females? As usual, we’ve got you covered:

John Leguizamo: ”You might as well come home with me now, because the things I’m going to do to you at home by myself you might want to have a say in.”

Michael Douglas: “I want to father your children.”

Jack Nicholson: “You walk up to someone you like and you’re feeling relaxed, they think, ‘Oh, here comes the shark’ and you say to them, ‘When did you get pregnant?’ You will have somebody off balance after that particular line.”

Steve-O: “Hi! Can I tempt you with this joint?

Vince Vaughn: “You have to say these lines and you can’t back off of them. You can’t be like, ‘Oh, my friend made me say that line.’ You have to own it as if that’s who you are… ‘Excuse me if I appear to be squinting but I was up really late last night painting miniature elves. I love being in this room.’ ”

Adrian Grenier: “That’s cool. So how about we go home and I fuck the shit out of you?”

Just one question - who the hell is Adrian Grenier?