A Chaotic Not Random List

By Agent Bedhead in Allegories And Alcohol, Seekrit Agent Notes

(1) The very classy Ruth of Relative Humility just hit the two-year milestone in regard to blogging, and throughout it all, she retains her sardonic perspective. As sappy as it sounds, it’s been my pleasure to blog alongside her for these years.

(2) Since we’re travelling through cybermemory boulevard, about two years ago, I was enthralled with the now defunct Chaotic Not Random blog. Its unwitting owner, Kilgore Trout, crafted many hilarious posts, but my absolute favourite still remains - the hyperbolic breakup story complete with lame metaphor in form of shattered Run Lola Run poster frame. Good times.

(3) Somehow I also feel the need to mention that I had my last cigarette yesterday, which was a predetermined date. Such a bittersweet ending to a largely social habit that I began (again) in lawschool. At this point, I’m having absolutely no nicotine cravings, which is to be expected from a very light smoker. Seriously, six cigarettes per day was a binge on my part, since most days saw only two or three ciggies. Hell, some days, I never smoked at all. What I will miss is the actual ritual of taking a few minutes to myself, stepping out onto the backyard deck, and just relaxing. I do suppose that I’ll need to find a new way to expend the oral fixation aspect of it all. If only I could do my yoga on the deck without getting crapped on by a bird.



7 comments

RW

More power to you on the cigarette thing. Quitting my 10-12 cigs a day was probably the best thing I did, though I will still have a cigar once every ten days or so.

Oral fixation… getting crapped on…

You can always suck on a bird! :-D

08.03.06 | 4:26 am

A scarecrow and a Latino pool-boy named Pablo delivering Margaritas with a straw could cure the two issues at hand.

08.03.06 | 6:55 am

Picnic 2006-08-03…

Today's picnic basket of items from my blogroll.

Case-Notes from the Artsy Asylum goes blogtipping.
Jack Army enjoys watching a little one start kindergarten.
Agent Bedhead calls it quits.
Sportslady (From Peaches to Beaches) gets good news and b…

08.03.06 | 7:48 am

I’ll take that margarita order tonight, but I thought your name was Pedro???

RW - Just had a spell of habit withdrawal, so I ran up and down the porch stairs for several minutes. It cures any urges for smoking.

08.03.06 | 8:58 am

You can still take a few minutes to yourself, stepping out onto the backyard deck: In the nude! You will be just like Eve in the Garden of Eden. Just make to remember to skip the jewelry; they will leave you enchained as surely as your nicotine habit.

08.03.06 | 9:50 am

Thank! It has been a pleasure getting to know you on the internet - through thick and thin.

08.03.06 | 1:40 pm

I’m so proud of you for kicking that ugly habit. Your clothes will smell much better!

08.03.06 | 8:08 pm
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