After what seems like years of writing about the exploits of Pabritsay Lohiltspears, it’s nice to see that American trollops haven’t cornered the market on celebutard misbehavior. Take Charlotte Church, for example. Once known as “The Voice of an Angel,” the Welsh songbird has spent the last few years on an extended skank-a-thon that makes Britney, Paris, and Lindsay look almost demure. Lowlights of her post-angelic career include getting publicly groped by boyfriend Gavin Henson, and just about any episode of her trainwreck of a talk show. (Particularly good ones include the episode where she called the pope a Nazi, and a more recent show where she slapped a disastrously drunken guest and told him to “shut the f*ck up.”) Now comes word of an amazing bender in Chamonix last weekend. Charlotte put away ten shots of sambuca and six vodka-and-Red-Bull concoctions before staggering barefoot from bar to bar singing karaoke. She also ordered a large pizza and lovingly shared it with her beau:

Flouting her New Year’s resolution to stop swearing, she yelled: “The pizza’s lush. Why don’t you f****** have some Gav” He replied: ”’Don’t want any. Got cheese on.”

She said: “Gav, eat the f****** pizza or I’ll rub it all over your f****** face. Eat it or f*** off. I mean that.”

Charlotte took a slice and lunged at her man. But he stormed off, leaving her to follow in her tights, shouting obscenities.

Charlotte Church. The voice of a drunken, violent, beefed-up, blaspheming, pizza-smearing angel. We shall follow your career with considerable interest.