Today, May Day, is a holiday of international solidarity, which celebrities apparently observe by sitting quietly in their homes and doing absolutely nothing interesting or amusing. While we’re waiting for the usual suspects to crawl out of their holes like Punxsatawney Phil, here’s a pic of Charlotte Church dressed up as a proper English lady of the eighteenth century as part of an ad campaign for Walker’s Crisps. It’s a transformation about as plausible as watching the pudgy (and preggers) songbird stuff herself into the Elastigirl costume from The Incredibles, but she pulls off the look surprisingly well. Now if she could just learn to give up the alky binges, the fistfights, and the foulmouthed rants, she could pass for an actual lady. Where’s Professor Henry Higgins when you need him?