A few bits of Charlotte Church gossip comin’ right at ya. Look closely at the picture to your right. Do you want to see that in hot pants? Charlotte has been pouncing about the local shopping establishments in Cardiff wearing very short shorts and dodgy high heels. No one wants to see that, so cover it up, Char!

As if that weren’t enough to bring us to the verge of nausea, some deluded television execs have given Miss Church her very own British TV series. The show will feature Charlotte playing pranks on other celebrities, as well as presenting comedy sketches and interviewing guests on the show’s set:

“I’m so excited to have my own TV show. I have a brilliant team around me and it’s great to be given the opportunity to act in sketches, have fun with members of the public and meet some fabulous people.”

The “All New Charlotte Church Show” is set to premiere in August, and while I always enjoy a great controversy, I’m not too upset that the show won’t air in the United States.

UPDATE: This just in courtesty of my gay boyfriend, who says “charlotte’s bf is GAY” due to his excessive vanity. Gavin Henson goes to such lengths to constantly change what side he sleeps in, because he thinks that will prevent wrinkles. In addition, Charlotte has absolutely had it with the fact that Gavin shaves his legs and spends tons of money on tanning lotion and hair gel. Gavin describes his beauty routine:

“It takes two hours to get ready – hot bath, shave my legs and face, moisturise, put fake tan on and do my hair. I need my fellow players to say I’m looking good.”