The mum of Charlotte Church has decided for whatever reason to tell us that Charlotte herself is keen on becoming a mum by adopting an infant.
“Charlotte didn’t like the idea of having children of her own and wanted to do an Angelina Jolie.”
Well, most everyone wants to do an Angelina Jolie, but as luck would have it, Charlotte’s mum’s words carry a very nonsexual connotation. Gawd help such a child, for Charlotte Church is no Angelina Jolie.
To illustrate this impending crisis, please reference this pictorial rendition, which portrays how an infant child perceives Charlotte after she mistakenly fills the baby’s bottle with bourbon. Oopsie.
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