Friday nights have never been more exciting, as the Charlotte Church Show has been commissioned for a second season that launches Friday, February 23rd. Maybe this season, Char will raise the ante from dressing like a foul-mouthed Catholic nun to dressing as a foul-mouthed Heather Mills. That would be entertainment.
At the moment, Char has booked several high-profile guests, including Billie Piper and Gwen Stefani, but a very special invite has gone out to David and Victoria Beckham. Charlotte wants to publicly end the feud that no one was aware of, until now:
All that feuding was silly, I’d like to get them on my show. I don’t mind them confronting me about things I’ve said. I’m not interested in fighting anymore.
I hope Posh and Becks are happy in America.
Surely, Charlotte’s goodwill gesture will not go entirely unappreciated, but I do believe that Becks has been rather busy getting the crap beat out of him this past Saturday in the Spanish league after he tackled Betis substitute Isidoro Gomez.
Meanwhile, in other Char-oriented delusions, the 20-year old former songstress forecasts a return to her operatic roots after her television career ends.
I often think “Oh my God, I was so good at opera, why did I leave it behind?” Now that I am older I have a much better classical voice, so you could definitely see me going back to that.
Oh yes that sounds delightful, Charlotte, but will the music industry accept you back as the Voice Of An Angel?
Beckham Images: Towleroad
P.S. Soccer is gay.