Charlotte’s Tissues and Issues

By A. Bedhead in Charlotte Church, Chavs, Male Whores

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Our Lady Charlotte Church has received a horrid surprise for that would send any proper pregnant lady into a fit of tears. It appears that Gavin Henson, Char’s impeccably groomed and quite unnaturally tanned rugby star boyfriend, has cheated on her by hiding under a table and making out with the hotel help:

When six months’ pregnant Charlotte found out about her fella playing away she erupted in fury. A friend said: “Charlotte is going from being totally livid and then breaking down sobbing.

“It’s a good job they’ve moved to the country. You could probably hear her screams a mile away.”

Concerning the metrosexual Gavin, his tablemate and rugby groupie Tracy Donnelly had only this to proffer: “It was only a drunken snog, or two or three. Who doesn’t do it?” Right.

As for Gavin himself, he was too busy prancing about in front of a mirror to immediately return our calls.

Source (thanx to the gay boyfriend)



4 comments

Gavin has Jodie Marsh Disease, which turns you pumpkin orange & destroys your brain in the process

07.09.07 | 1:37 pm

This is btw the same Chavlotte Church who said “Having a baby would fuck up my whole life!”. How right she was!

07.09.07 | 1:40 pm

Special request: can we have some pix of Nancy Grace preggers?

07.09.07 | 1:45 pm

Ha! I’ll see what I can find.

07.09.07 | 1:53 pm




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