Cheryl Tweedy, lead singer for Girls Aloud, fianc””e of footballer Ashley Cole, and first runner-up for Cranky Bitch, UK division, doesn”””t think much of her fellow football WAGs. In fact, she thinks they came off almost as poorly in Germany as the British team. ”””Everyone’s so flash. It’s like, who’s got the best watch on, who’s got the best bag, which wife is dressed the best, which wife’s got the best hair?” Nor was she impressed by their work habits. Noting that she sang in a band, which by Cheryl”””s standards makes her a useful member of society, she said: ”””I would die of embarrassment if I had to resort to taking my boyfriend”””s cards.””? Her one true friend among the wags? Mary-Kate Olsen lookalike Victoria Beckham.

No word yet from Charlotte Church, also a singer and fianc””e of footballer Gavin Henson, on this latest blast from her arch-rival. Poor Charlotte. Bad enough that she and Cheryl are both singers, both wags, and both chavs. The ruthless British tabloid press even forces them to both share the same nickname.