Chris Robinson's free pass not so free

By Phin in Kate Hudson

Earlier we, the fine upstanding editorial staff of agentbedhead.com, reported that Kate Hudson had given her husband a “Free Pass”. Kate said earlier ”””I have faith in him and if things are good at home I don”””t care what happens on the road. I”””d rather not ask any questions and just enjoy him.””?

Apparently Katie-bear’s husband Chris Robinson, lead singer for the Black Crowes, can’t keep his big yap shut. The not-so-happy couple have separated after six years of marriage.

Neither Katie-bear’s nor Mr. Robinson’s agents had a comment on the couple’s separation, which of course leaves the door wide open for speculation and the top-nine reasons their marriage didn’t work out.

  • 9) Robinson wants to try his hand with Denise Richards, who now has over half of Charlie Sheen’s stuff.
  • 8) Chris was suffering from performance anxiety and the Viagra just wasn’t working like it used too.
  • 7) Katie-bear sobered up and realized he wasn’t a younger Kurt Russell.
  • 6) The reports of Chris going out hoggin’ with his band mates reached home.
  • 5) Kate grew tired of Robinson critiquing her mad pole dancing skillz and comparing her to professional strippers.
  • 4) Rumors that Chris is a hoff lover turned out to be true.
  • 3) Kate grew tired of her husband spouting out “ITS HARD TO HANDLE” every time they bumped uglies.
  • 2) It just wasn’t in the stars. And you said astrology was a load of crap.
  • 1) Chris threw out her favorite shoes to make room for his ever expanding pr0n collection.


3 comments

He is um, gross, and apparently she is not too bright, is she?

08.15.06 | 10:33 am

Ryder Russell Robinson Jingleheimer Schmitt’s (the kid) hair is longer THAN MY DAUGHTER’S!!!

08.15.06 | 2:00 pm

Poor Chris is at a keyboard somewhere thinking, “Dammit. I am NOT a Hoff lover!”

08.15.06 | 3:53 pm


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