Mates, there is something definitely askew with the way I interpret sexiness. After all, this video features an usually personable Christian Bale, who is showing off his immensely lovely accent and singing the “Powerpuff Girls” theme song, and all I can think is “That bloody hair is fucking awful.” Not to mention the porn ‘stache, but that’s nothing new, really. Is this new hairdo for a film role? Probably, but that doesn’t make it any more attractive from where I’m sitting.

Pay no attention to Marky Mark and his human beatbox. He’s only there because the two actors are currently forced to promote The Fighter together.