Ideally, with the Indonesian version of Esquire magazine, I wouldn’t be able to read a damn thing, which is actually a plus when it comes to Christian Fuckin’ Bale lately. Just give me some fuckin’ eye candy. Don’t make me read any more of his bullshit for awhile, okay?
All I wanted was some pictures. Just some pictures. And they wouldn’t give ‘em to me.
Then, I spied this Esquire Indonesia cover.
Man, you and I are done, unprofessionally.
Bonus Cold Shower: Christian Fuckin’ Bale & his fuckin’ goldfish.
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What’s that on his finger, a used condom?
bedhead,are you obsessed by this guy and Trent Reznor?
for Snapnhiss,i believe he cut off his finger during a bike accident!
Actually, at this point, I’m trying (and failing miserably) to spoof a certain song.
Subtlety is not my greatest strength, I’m afraid.
Pomme is right about the bike accident. And the whole “I’m not a f*cking model okay” came at the end of what was a pretty interesting interview. I bought the GQ mag where that quote was taking from after seeing him look buff and scruff on the cover. My take on him is that he is an intense, conflicted guy who gets bad moods and is pissy sometimes just like normal folk but he can also be really down to earth and charming and insightful. I still lurve him even though I think he does sometimes need to have himself a nice glass of stfu.