Just because it simply wasn’t enough to get drunk and fall asleep in Jeremy Renner’s bed before singing the wrong words to the national anthem at the Superbowl and falling down after her performance at the Grammys, Christina Aguilera has now graduated to getting arrested for public intoxication, according to TMZ:
Cops say … Aguilera was a passenger in a car driven by Matthew Rutler when officers noticed he was driving erratically around 2:45 AM … so they pulled the vehicle over. Officers determined Rutler was drunk and arrested him for misdemeanor DUI.
Cops say the deputies determined Aguilera was also “extremely intoxicated” … and since she was unable to care for herself, Aguilera was taken into custody. Aguilera was booked for public intoxication — and according to the booking sheet, she was listed at 5’2″ and 100 lbs.
Yeah, no comment on the weight discrepancy, right? The report goes on to claim that Xtina’s close associates have been begging her to go to rehab for weeks. The thing is, I don’t think anyone can be rehabbed for being a selfish idiot who constantly prioritizes partying with a new boyfriend over taking care of her own kid. Get your shit together, Christina.
