The errant Christina Aguilera went and got herself a Hollywood Walk of Fame star or, as I like to call it, A Final Act Of Desperation. Sigh. Yes, I realize that gawking at Twisted Sister Meets “Jersey Shore” may be getting slightly old for you lurkers, but I just can’t help it, so check out Aguilera’s Burlesque premiere look — smooshed boobs, omnipresent makeup job, and ill-advised empire waistline — that makes Cher look really good in comparison below:
Imagery: Bauer-Griffin Online & Wireimage
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THIS SITE IS SUCK A FUCKING CRY FOR DESPERATION THAT YOU MAKE YOUTRSELF FEEL BETTER BY PUTTING DOWN OTHER PEOPLE’S TRIUMPHS…I’M GUESSING SMALL DICK OR WIDE SET VAGINA!!! XOXO
Yet, Chris, here you are, and even took the time to comment.
So, who’s really the desperate one in this situation? I get it though, I do. If someone had pointed and laughed at me all through high school gym class, I’d probably be bitter too.
She’s always bothered me … her celeb interviews feel vacuous and arrogant. And it always creeps me out when a famous couple announces their divorce and they’re dating new peeps 25 seconds later.
Her new flick isn’t being screened for critics in Denver. Not a good sign.
In short, your snark has my approval.