Poor Jeremy Renner can’t catch a break. The actor, who was most recently spotted running away from Ben Affleck, experienced a rather hellish moment at his own birthday party upon discovering a trashed Christina Aguilera in his bed, according to US Magazine:
Finding Christina Aguilera between his sheets was hardly a dream come true for Jeremy Renner. Popping up uninvited at Renner’s 40th birthday bash on January 8, the singer, 30, got “wasted” then lay down in the star’s bed, a source tells the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday.
A week later, Renner went on a rant about the incident at In Style’s Golden Globe party after seeing Aguilera at the fete.
“Someone comes and tells me she’s in my room,” he told pals at the Jan. 16 affair. “I run up and open the door and I’m like, ‘Um, hi. What are you doing?’ She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend [Matthew Rutler] was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!”
Adds another source. “Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep.”
Yeah, Christina’s really handling herself well lately and totally coming out of this divorce on top. I can only hope that Renner sanitized his bedding and sheets.
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KLASSY!!!
If by “sanitized” you mean “taking the bed and sheets and burning them on the south 40″, then yes.
I’m drawing a blank what old show this was on (Cheers?) but there was an episode where the woman in the show was wearing a borrowed white dress and trying desperately not to get any stains on it. Long story short, she somehow backed into a performer (ballet dancer? my memory sucks) and the heavy make-up ended up looking like the shroud of turin. That’s exactly what I imagine Renner’s pillowcase looked like afterwards.