I’ve always been amazed by people who don’t believe in evolution when there are such clear examples of monkeys and humans cross breeding.

RUMORS that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby “are definitely true,” according to a well-placed Page Six source. “She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.” This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman. In other baby news, we hear movie actress Jill Hennessy and her actor/bartender husband are expecting their second child. Reps for both wouldn’t comment.

It could be worse we could have more cases of successful donkey and human relations running around, luckily we’re only being subjected to K-Fed and thats on a limited basis.