Christina Ricci has finally done what 99.5% of heterosexual males between the ages of 13 and 35 did years ago and decided her body looks just fine.
Christina Ricci’s new movie Penelope has finally helped her accept her figure and not try to constantly remodel herself to fit Hollywood’s current skinny-skinny fashion.
…Christina plays a girl that is cursed to have a pig’s nose…
“Everyone has some point in their life when they were extremely self-loathing and I was a fat 15-year-old and I didn’t want to leave the house and I covered myself up all the time.”
“My character taught me to be less so. I looked at how she dealt with it, her strength and ability to find joy in the world even though everyone was telling her it was a limitation.”
While I can say with 92.37% certainty I won’t be seeing Penelope I’m thankful she played the part and learned from it. Now if she’d just send those explicit pictures along I might be able to save her spot in the first ever agentbedhead.com vLog*, heck she may even get one of the lead roles.
Notably missing from the article is the part where she said skinny bitches suck, but we know those were her intentions, bitches.
* I may lose my posting privileges for even thinking about this one.
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