Christopher Walken has signed on for a role involving sex, drugs, and too much damn hairspray. The Oscar Award winning actor will make a cameo appearance as Ozzy Osborne in “The Dirt,” a biopic on the so-called legacy of Motley Crue. Say it ain’t so!
“Osbourne toured with Motley Crue and was friends with the band, and his antics, as recounted in the book, include snorting a line of live ants (while looking for a fix of cocaine) and taking LSD every day for a year ‘just to see what would happen.’”
Val Kilmer will reportedly fill the assless chaps of Diamond David Lee Roth. This casting decision seems a bit odd, since Val Kilmer will always be “The Iceman” or “Batman” in my eyes, and unlike those characters, Diamond Dave is not at all confused about his sexuality.
The members of Motley Crue - Vince Neil, Tommy Lee & His Penis, Mick Mars, and Nikki Sixx - will all be played by heretofore unknown actors. Now that certainly isn’t surprising.
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Val Kilmer as Diamond Dave? No. NONONONO!
He’s Doc Holliday! He’s not Just a Gigolo! He’s too fat to be David Lee Roth The Man I Saw In Concert TWICE because I loved him so in the ’80’s.
Gimme a bottle of anything and a glazed doughnut….TO GO!!
This Is It. We’re In Hell…
As if we needed further proof that the world is sliding down the shit-chute, I read news that Christoper Walken is going to portray Ozzy. Worse, Val Kilmer to be David Lee Roth! One look at my comment over at……
snorting a line of live ants (while looking for a fix of cocaine) and taking LSD every day for a year ‘just to see what would happen.’
Gives one pause for thought when you recall that Belinda Carlisle & the Go-Gos were such pigs they were thrown out of Ozzy’s dressing room…
Not all of us are so proficient in the Go-Go’s history as you, gay boyfriend.
I bet Ozzy got pissed that the girls were using his makeup.
Val Kilmer will always be Jim Morrison of The Doors for me.
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