Brinkley’s Husband: ‘I’m Sorry, I’m Stupid’
Really that’s the best he can come up with? He managed to marry one of this centuries hottest women, the masturbatory fodder for millions of teens, then gets caught cheating and the best he can come up with is “I’m Stupid”?
The stupid bit goes without saying, it’s the other whining, bitching and moaning that comes as a surprise. Somebody really needs to explain to Mr. Brinkley that banging your 19 year old intern isn’t the best way to say “I Love You, always have and always will” to the missus. Maybe he’s just misunderstood, I bet that’s what it is, I’m sure something just got lost in the translation.
Of course Mr. Brinkley doesn’t want a divorce, who would, he’s going to loose at least half of his crap. His lawyer says “She can have whatever she wants”. Now that’s a shocker. I mean, who thinks she won’t have his ‘nads bronzed and hanging from her mantle whatever outcome she chooses?
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He managed to marry one of this centuries hottest women, the masturbatory fodder for millions of teens, then gets caught cheating and the best he can come up with is ”””I”””m Stupid””??
I dunno. Depends. I doubt any of us has had the pleasure of seeing Ms. Brinkley without hours in makeup, perfect lighting, a carefully designed set, and the best photographers (and the best Photoshoppers) that money can buy.
I highlighted a what maybe an extremely relevant bit in what I quoted. Is it beyond the realm of believability that Mr. Brinkley has also been reduced to that level, as well? For all we know, Ms. Brinkley is a complete shrew and total buzz kill.