Somehow the fact that some men would blog for sex doesn’t surprise me. In fact, I have actually observed a few males write for just that reason, as if they could charm their way into the sack by appearing well-read or attuned to the female psyche.

Does this make the blogosphere a newer and easier to manipulate than the traditional bar scene? Perhaps on a small scale, as last summer, a local attempted to win me over in just this way. Of course once he figured out he was getting nowhere, he shut down the blog. Rather sneaky and underhanded, isn’t it? At least in the bar, the men are so drunk that they usually let their agenda slip out in the first few sentences. It’s easier to weed them out that way, if you’re the kind of girl who doesn’t drop her panties immediately.

Via a keyboard, one can woo without presenting themselves as such, but this seems like an awful waste of time. It would seem that under a cost-benefit analysis, more *productivity* would occur by just admitting they just want to get laid. That eliminates wasting time trying to convince a girl that he really wants her for her mind. Now this of course, will attract a lower-grade woman, but if the man just wants sex, how can he really complain?

Plus, while it’s not my cup of hemlock, I do admit that it takes some serious balls to approach the libido like gangbusters. Witness this posting by Skippy, which reads in part as follows:

At six-foot-one, I weigh precisely 152 pounds. I’m a gorgeous man. Or, rather, I would be…..if only I cut off my head. Several professional cosmeticians have told me this. Decaptitation would have the added benefit of making my blog more more interesting.

I’m widely read and percieved as being cute. There’s got to be at least one tawdry little slut [who is] reading this who appreciates my humour and would like to help out. In my years of blogging,I’ve gotten a couple of women tell me how sexy I probably am. Well, this is your chance to put your mouth…..well, where your mouth is.

…you should be between 18 and 80. Okay, having sex with a 80 year old sounds creepy. Let’s say 79. And you have a fully functional vagina. That’s pretty much it.

So there you have it…now if any ladies are looking for cheap thrill or several, there’s your man. Is he kidding? With Skippy, anything is possible, but he’s always an entertaining read.