It seems that some of our “male” topics of discussion, namely Marilyn Manson, around here are kind of confused about urinal / male bathroom etiquette. To say the least I’m shocked that this day and age people of “status” are still unsure of how to conduct themselves in a public restroom. So in our endeavor to clear things up I present a you tube series on proper etiquette. Pay attention, ’cause there’s gonna be a quiz afterwards.
Now go take the urinal test.
If you didn’t get a perfect score on the test I’d recommend heading to the extended entry and watch the full length animated series on Male Restroom Etiquette.
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Are you trying to get us in the google top 10 for this phrase?
Our smileys aren’t working after this WP 2.1 upgrade…..perhaps I need to look at that plugin.
Technically, I got them all right. I knew the answer to the last one but didn’t know I could leave it blank so I answered it anyway. Regardless, my answer to it was correct – either urinal would have been correct but you really have to determine that one of the guys isn’t about to be the first to finish and leave you standing next to another guy forming a ‘couple’. As stated in one of the earlier scenarios, it is okay to have 3 in a row and you make your determination to the last scenario based on whether one is zipping up or not.
Besides, it’s not necessary for a guy to take this test. We instinctively go the correct one. When faced with the ’1001001′ or similar type scenario, we just go to a stall to avoid a pairing up.
Having been at a large dinner table with several couples at a restaurant, I was surprised at how many women just thought this had always been a joke and they were surprised to hear that a man will ALWAYS go to the last urinal when facing a ’10000′ scenario.
I’ve wondered how gay guys approach these situations. I mean, if a straight man was able to be in the women’s shower at the gym without the women knowing they’re being checked out, it would take us 7 hours to get dressed.
All I can say is, Never wear sandals, ESPECIALLY to a sports venue