For Halloween this year, greasy, foul-mouthed trust-fund-sucker Brandon Davis is bringing classy back to the upper classes by dressing as—you guessed it—a firecrotch. Some people might think this was tasteless, even offensive, but who cares what people think who couldn’t even get past the bouncers at Hyde? Besides, those people don’t understand that the five minutes of profane invective on the subject of Lindsay Lohan’s genitals which Brandon spewed with such drunken panache represent the high point in this man’s life, and for the next sixty years it’s all going to be downhill. So let’s indulge Brandon just this once. Of course, next year we’ll expect a different costume. Maybe the Denny’s uniform from his day job in 2016, for instance.

(H/t to X17online for the pic.)