Britney”’s new, highly public bald spot continues to receive almost as much undeserved attention as her old one did. Hoping to capitalize on the media frenzy, Esther Tognazzi of Esther”’s Haircutting Studio, where Britney pulled the G.I. Jane stunt, is putting the poptart”’s shorn tresses on sale at eBay tonight. The bids start at $1,000,000.00. That”’s One. Milllyun. Dollars. Just in case you started to glaze over somewhere in the midst of all those zeroes. If one megabuck sounds a little rich for your blood, the dregs of Britney”’s Red Bull and her blue Bic lighter will also be on sale. Or you could take a chance and go with one of the cheaper hairballs of more questionable authenticity. It turns out quite a few people are selling ”’Britney hair”? on eBay.

Of course, there”’s no guarantee that you could use one of those cheaper hair samples to clone a pop goddess. If your cloning experiment produces some boozy, promiscuous mall rat with poor impulse control and absolutely no career prospects”’well, unfortunately that ”’Britney hair”? you bought was probably the real deal.

(Technical note: no, you can”’t clone anything from the hair itself. But Brit”’s hair is probably full of DNA sources”’skin from her flaking scalp, other people”’s skin flakes and bodily fluids, and various follicular parasites. You could probably clone something from it.)