Okay, this is something I would watch on pay per view: a no-holds-barred tomcatfight between George Clooney and Mr. Romance, bodice-ripper cover model Fabio. Apparently George was dining with his girlfriend at Madeo’s in West Hollywood when he saw Fabio seated a few tables away with several women and a professional photographer. Clooney naturally assumed they were snapping pictures of him, and told them to stop, at which point Fabio told himdirect quoteto “stop being a diva.” At this point the argument got physical.

The restaurant management separated the two, but Fabio’s manager said, “George is lucky he didn’t wind up in the ER.” Would that it were true. I’d put my money on Fabio in this fight, if only because lately George is taking himself much, much too seriously. Quit being a diva, George, knock off the politics, and get out there and make From Dusk Till Dawn II.