The poster is out for the upcoming remake of Alvin and the Chipmunks, which is due in theatres this Christmas. Not many details about this project are available, but the poster alone makes several points unmistakably clear. First, nobody in Hollywood has had an original idea since about 1995, and they’re going to continue trying to cover up this creative vaporlock by sodomizing my whole damn childhood. Second, someone at Bagdasarian Productions must have some incredibly compromising pictures or videos of Jason Lee. Moving from My Name is Earl to this abomination is a career arc you’d need four-dimensional graph paper to plot.

There are many, many things wrong with this poster and the impending movie, but Michelle Collins over at BWE has a list of the top ten stinkers. Worth checking out, if only to see Alvin described as looking “like Eminem’s ballsack.”