2010 is shaping up to be an epic year for cheesy movies, almost as good as whatever year it was that Airport: 1975 got released. Latest example: Humpty Dumpty. If I might briefly summarize, the story involves someone who sat on a wall, had a great fall, and couldn’t be put together again by the king’s men. (The horses basically just stood around and watched.) Of course, since this project is the brainchild of Snakes on a Plane director David R. Ellis, the basic storyline has been tweaked a bit:

The story follows a half-human, half-alien creature who embarks on a murderous rampage after his alien mother is abused by two rednecks in the Deep South.

Clearly, all that’s lacking to make this the Best Worst Movie of the Year is Samuel L. Jackson, announcing “I have had it with these m*f*cking eggs on this m*f*cking wall!!” Give me that, and a combination of royal horses and murderous half-alien egg-things couldn’t keep me out of the theatre.