I don’t want to overpimp the return of American Gladiators. It’s mostly concept humor; the existence of the show is pretty funny, but you don’t have to sit in front of the TV for a whole damn hour to get the joke. Nevertheless, one moment from yesterday’s news conference on the show’s reutrn shouldn’t be allowed to slip past without comment:
At Thursday’s press day for his new show “American Gladiators,” Hogan was asked which celebrity he’d like to see a Gladiator pummel. His answer: “Without a doubt Rosie O’Donnell. Somebody needs to shut that big mouth up.”
Rosie (who, Lord love her, just isn’t that bright) promptly responded by kicking back, exactly the same way she’s responded to anyone who ever pointed out that she’s kind of loud and unlikeable. He chosen weapon was her blog, where she always writes in that horrible no-caps, non-scanning “poetry” that she probably thinks is both hip and adorable:
Hulk Hogan
the wrestler guy
wants to pummel me
isnt that sweet
and wildly odd
its like a gang of gross guys
a club almost
old dumb white and on tv
I take back what I said about not watching American Gladiators. If Hulk and Rosie agree to this match, I will watch the entire episode. I will TiVo it, and burn a bootleg DVD, and if the writers stay on strike until December 2008 it won’t matter at all, because my viewing needs for the year will have been fully satisfied.
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Egad!
Seeing that pic of Rosie is far too high a price to pay for my (free) entertainment.
Even Dana Delaney playing a dominatrix didn’t make seeing Rosie in that get-up any easier.
light weight pop culture nonsense, anybody who really care’s what the Hulk has to say about anything is just as dense as he is
it’s too bad his son wasn’t killed in that car wreck, maybe then we’d see some humanity in the man…awful thought but true, the man is vacant
Hulk gave an interview to http://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com where he just brutalized Rosie. The stuff he said in this interview is just outrageous! In the meantime, they put about 40 hot pics of Brooke in a bikini and leaving the beach and changing into her sun dress in the back of an suv. GREAT pics of the Hulkster’s (not-so-)little girl.
rosie rosie rosie
you may write dumbass poems
but you also
are dumb, white, and on tv
“it’s too bad his son wasn’t killed in that car wreck”
Because every man deserves to have his 17 year old child die as a result of the things he says, eh?.
they two are awful.i dislike her,and their gestures are so disgusting,What a ugly guy!!! He was said to be found at a millionaire&celebrity dating club “WealthyKiss.com” not long before, and he is hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies write to him.OMG! So you will be popular anywhere if you are a celebrity, even if you are not handsome, even ugly.
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