Sort of, anyway. There is simply no way in hell I”’m going to put up pictures of nude, pregnant Britney Spears on Agent Bedhead”’s site; I”’ll give you the link to Jenny at I Don”’t Like You in That Way, but that”’s as far as I”’m prepared to go. You”’ll just have to make do with a picture of an underdressed, overfertilzed Britney Spears. POST HACKED BY BRITNEY SPEARS ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE! WE ♥ BRITNEY! CHRISTINA SUCKS ASS! Anyway, since Brit seems to be trying to out-spawn Rose Kennedy, in a few years shots of her nude, swollen belly are going to be worth about as much as those “Collector’s Edition”? Slurpee cups from 7- Eleven.
Kevin Federline is at least partly responsible for this”’the pregnancy part, not the part where Britney whores for attention so she can complain about all the unwanted attention she”’s getting”’so you might feel better if you play a round of KFed: Dancing with Fire. Basically, the object of the game is to pound Kevin Federline”’s face into hamburger. The fact that sooner or later Britney starts muscling her way into the scrum and taking her share of shots is pure bonus. In Louisiana, I believe they call that lagniappe.
AND NOW A WORD FROM SADIE LOU!!!! IM A GUNNA KICK YER ASS FER YER POSTHACKIN, GAY BOYFRIEND!!1!!! HEY, U GUNNA COME OVR 2NITE LIKE USUAL?
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I’ve seen those pictures that you speak of, and I thank you wholeheartedly for not posting them.
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My middle school aged boys are particularly fond of that one.
Kick K-Fed’s ass!…
K-Fed: Dancing With Fire
Go on, give it your best White Trash Wednesday shot. Finish him!
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A tip on the federline link: punch the baby so that it pops up and out of the way. Britney will follow it and you can work on federline unobstructed.
Or so I’ve heard…
I don’t care what y’all say she’s got a nice rack.
That said it doesn’t offset the crazy factor one bit.
And you know what they say about crazy chics right?
Why do I get blamed for everything? It was probably Phin’s work ;p
HA!!! Just as soon as I heard about this story I came to get your take on it!
You are the Cotillion’s “Go To Gal” for trashy Hollywood gossip! Be proud!
Thanks, Janette….I think…
And Phin would never hack a post by Mr. Atoz with a heart symbol. He’d talk about beavers or some such nonsense.
At the risk of being accused of sour grapes, I would just like to point out that those Harper’s photos are ‘shopped within an inch of their little pixilated lives.
And yeah. I have said it before and I’ll say it again: If I looked that good, I’d pretty much be nekkid 24/7.
Shouting “LOOKIT MEEEE!”
Heh.
For once I’m innocent!!!
I don’t look that good, but hasn’t stopped me from bouncing around naked 24/7.
Of course the folks at work are getting tired of it.
Some people are such prudes.
Overfertilized? Classic.
You’re not getting off the hook for this one, Mr. Beautiful Atrocities. I can recognize your big gay thumbprints from a thousand miles away. And sooner or later, when you least expect it, probably when you’re fawning over that skank Charlotte Church, I shall have my revenge.
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White Trash Wednesday Whateverday…
I know, it’s not Wednesday, but in Kevin Federline’s world, EVERY day is White Trash Wednesday!
K-Fed: Dancing With Fire
Go on, give it your best White Trash Wednesday shot. Finish him!
More White Trash fun at Hot Air!
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Britney Spears Nude Pregnant Photos…
Yeah right, the photos aren”’t nude, and besides the fact, who would want to look at that white trash? …