More celebrity pregnancy news you probably didn’t want to hear: Jamie Lynn Spears (seen here in a photo from early 2009) will be giving birth to a baby girl, sometime around the end of June. No word on the name yet, although supposedly Jamie is making a list of all the women’s names on her side of the family. One of those will be the middle name, and “something else” will be the source for the first name. I’m guessing we can all say hello to little Casey Lynne.

And so the noble Spears tradition continues. Try—just try—to imagine what it’s going to like growing up with Lynne Spears as your grandmother, Britney as your aunt, Jamie as your mother, and who knows what for a father. Britney didn’t hit the wall until she was 23, but Jamie beat her by several years, and with that family background I expect her daughter to be sneaking into clubs and starting nasty drug-fueled catfights with the other celebrity kids before she’s out of sixth grade. Suri Cruise won’t stand a chance. At any rate, it’s nice to know the Spears family will be supplying tabloid fodder into the 2020s and beyond.