At a private screening of “Helmut” by June for Men’s Vogue, Courtney Love maintained her youthful glow with a shitload of collagen injections and so much botox that half of her face doesn’t move when she smiles. In addition, some would characterize her decision to stand next to the Noxema girl as an unwise and wholly unflattering move.
Courtney then snuggled up to hack director Brett Ratner and gave him one of those smooshy kisses that are so popular this fashion season.
What you don’t realize is that somewhere in a darkened room, Billy Corgan is curled up naked in a fetal position and screaming, “Why hast thou forsaken me, my only love?!” Dude, it’s okay. Just be glad you got out alive.
