This isn’t exactly piping hot new gossip—it dates back to last Saturday, actually. But the people at The Superficial stumbled across this post on Courtney Love’s MySpace page, and it offers as terrifying a glimpse into the abyss of madness as you’re ever likely to see. Here, I swear on my mother’s grave, is a completely random selection from the middle of a very, very lengthy post:

NY is swierd to this day people tell mne that the Bowery nightmare was one of thie rfavourite shows ever= i could nopt sing at all, i was probably going to be dead within 24 hours- i had been arrested for NOTHING the night previous ( there were no mike stands at the club i was accused of hurling a nioght stanbd at so the charge wzA sphsycially and totally impossible it was cos those cops had seen me do my coochie dance for letterman and just wanted to nail my ass- a true witch trial frnezy if i ever saw or have been in one or 9- but hey i took it on the chin and noone4 as is aid in the other days blog willkarmically or within thge justice system get away with what they did to me)

Go ahead, read the whole thing. I double dog dare you. Frankly, I’d be afraid to. This is one of those texts like the Necronomicon that can quite literally destroy your mind.