Evidently somebody cares about these stupid lists. Transformers star Megan Fox didn’t make the cut for Maxim’s somewhat random list of the Hot 100, but FHM put her at #1 on the lad mag’s list of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2008. Most young actors with exactly one hit movie to their credit would be happy to get that sort of recognition, but not Megan. According to Mike Walker, she tends to resent it when people comment on her resemblance to another star with brunette hair, sexy, pouty lips, and a whole bunch of crappy tattoos:
Look, are you aware of who ‘FHM’ magazine voted the Sexiest Woman Alive? ME! Not Angelina Jolie…it was ME! God, Jolie was lucky to make Number Nine!…. I’m only 21 and she’s like…ancient! I’m much hotter than her.
Poor Megan. Few women can understand the cruel burden you bear, constantly being likened to a hideous old crone like Angelina Jolie. But, on the bright side, at least you’re not involved with an ogre like Brad Pitt. Hey, just keep it up with classy outbursts like this one and you never will be.
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Megan Fox is really pretty. I could gaze into those eyes all day long.
But.
Can she act? I have no idea. Does she have any sort of personality? I’ve never seen any evidence of it. I won’t even joke about her needing to have intelligence, since that’s clearly not a requirement for Hollywood, but being INTERESTING in some way does help. She isn’t, aside from being, as she points out herself, an exceptional 21 year old piece of ass.
LA’s full of ‘em, hon. I’m guessing whoever made the new list didn’t think you’d sleep with them if they put you on top of it.
I suppose she could have some self-esteem issues stemming from the constant comparison. Then again, she was okay with being “chick banging Brian Austin Green” for so long, you think that “Jolie clone” would be an upgrade.
Still, I tried to imagine Angelina Jolie kicking her ass, but it always ends up with them doing things that I probably shouldn’t mention here. I will keep trying though. Over and over again….
I once held a conversation with a mani-pedi girl at a salon on the river in Chattanooga, TN that was far more beautiful, and sexy, than she.
The fact that she was kind and modest, seemingly and utterly unaware of just how beautiful she was, only added to her near breath-taking beauty.
Beautiful twenty-one year olds are a dime a dozen, but the girl in Tennessee was, without a doubt the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.
Miss Fox is going to fall hard…and fast.
She’s just damn lucky they didn’t limit the judging to body parts that came with the original. She’d be eliminated for lack of eligibility. I swear, if she gets too close to a candle she’ll melt.
I’m undecided on that. I think the nose job is well documented, not sure about the rest.
I’d have to examine her more closely. For science.