Gratuitous Insincere Cruise Posting

By A. Bedhead in Pop Culture Mix, Tom Cruise

More proof of Tom Cruise’s stunningly obvious homosexuality from the mouth of his first wife, Mimi Rogers, who states that she “ended up getting a divorce from Cruise in 1990 when his desire to make love became non-existent.”

Hmm. Interesting little tidbit of information, but she does go on with certain unwanted, albeit amusing, details:

He was seriously thinking of becoming a monk.

He thought he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument, but my instrument needed tuning, and we had to split.

Presumably, Rogers would be a wee bit irritated that interviewers were asking her take on Cruise’s recent instaengagement, or she wouldn’t be making these sorts of admissions, no? At any rate, maintaining the purity of one’s instrument presents a rather clinical outlook on sexuality, which of course, was likely based on the mental illness otherwise known as Scientology.



5 comments

Great pic Sadie – reminds me of the Pope Bono one!

08.05.05 | 10:49 pm
sadie

Hey it DOES look like pope bono!

You still have that picture, BTW??? It’s worth abusing some more;-)

08.05.05 | 11:09 pm

Dang, I was going to canonize Rachel Corrie this morning. Great picture (he says begrudgingly).

08.06.05 | 9:51 am
sadie

Hey Gordon, we’ll have to launch another tri-state simultaneous LLama attack in a few weeks. When Robbo gets back from vacashun, that is.

Heh. Sounds like a Labor Day extravaganza to moi.

08.06.05 | 1:18 pm

I’m so there!

08.07.05 | 8:19 pm




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